July 13, 2005
An open letter to Parents/Grandparents/Babysitters

If your children can't behave and you don't have the balls to tell them to shut the fuck up, then why the hell are you idiots bringing your children to the movie theater in the first place? And why, for the love of all that is holy, are you bringing six year olds to watch Batman Begins or Fantastic Four?

P.S.

Dear studio suits...

Comic book fans are the kind of people that will nitpick about Magneto's hair being a slightly lighter/darker shade in a panel, or that Peter Parkers shoes are laced incorrectly when he *clearly* uses a half-hitch instead of a sailors knott.

So why the hell do you expect us to buy that Jessica Alba could be a brainy scientest? She barely makes a convincing Jessica Alba, for LaserJesus's sake!

Posted by Liquid-X at July 13, 2005 06:32 PM


Comments

AMEN!

Posted by: Angry Bald Man at July 13, 2005 07:57 PM

Hey ass this is dude you like to bash on the coh fourms. I was heated and typen my feelings. For you to sit here and bash me for the way i mispelled words and yadada shows how much of a piece of shit you are! Computer tough guy! Well let you know one thing Im no child and if you were in front of me I would bash your fucking head head in!

Posted by: HexxD at July 15, 2005 06:04 PM

Please don't hurt me...

Posted by: MrGray at August 10, 2005 01:44 PM